Cyanide

True story. Happened this evening. Laughed for about 5 minutes continuously.

"Daddy? How do you spell Cyanide?"

"Why do you ask, Leah?"

"Well... it's for spelling homework. We have a story about 'Rosa' and we have to finish it with three sentences using our vocabulary words, and I want Rosa to go to the mountains."

"And what does that have to do with Cyanide?"

"You know, Daddy! Mount Cyanide!"

I kid you not!