Quantum Baseball

"Your attention, please, ease, ease, ease, ease.... Now batting for the Boston Red Sox, ox, ox, ox, ox...., Number six point six two six times ten to the negative thirty fourth, ourth, ourth, ourth, ourth.... Wernerrrrrrrr Heisenberg! erg! erg! erg! erg!..."

Here's an amusing essay about baseball superstitions from the Science section of today's New York Times.