VerizonWireless -- Too Funny

I got yet another text message spam on my cell phone today. They come in via the email gateway to the text system, of course. So I figured I'd go to the VerizonWireless web site and either turn on whatever blocking tools they have, or I'd send a complaint to Verizon. But this is what I got when I tried to go to VerizonWireless.com

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The "We never stop working for you" logo on their error page is especially ironic given that their entire site is down at the moment!